Ikea FTW!

Pppppaaaaarrrrttttyyyyyyyy

Lol

Resident Evil 5 Session

EP03 Resident Evil 5 - Laxatives from LifeandLevel on Vimeo.

These guys are so sick :-D I love it

Call of Duty Match

Pcking Up A Signal by Streeter Seidell

Laptop: Hi...hey, would you mind if I...

LANoftheLost: Password?

Laptop: Um..."L.A.N.o.f.t.h.e.L.o.s.t"?

LANoftheLost: Are you serious? How stupid do you think I am?

Laptop: It was worth a shot.

LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.

Laptop: How about you?

RonsAptWifi: Password?

Laptop: No, sorry, I don't have any passwords right now but if you...

RonsAptWifi: Get out of my face, cheapskate.

Laptop: OK...sorry to bother you.

Linksys: Hey there. You look like you could use a friend. Could you use a friend, baby?

Laptop: I don't have any passwords, OK?

Linksys: With me, sugar, you don't need one.

Laptop: OK...how much?

Linksys: Baby, this don't cost no money. I'm priceless, sugar.

Laptop: How do I know you're for real?

Linksys: Baby, just ask around. I've been with half the laptops on this block. I'm wide open, honey.

Laptop: I like what I'm hearing.

Linksys: Tell me what you want to see. I can show you anything, baby. You want to get on me?

Laptop: Oh yeah, I want on you so bad.

Linksys: Get on me, big boy. Get on me now.

Laptop: I'm on you. I'm on you and I want to see the Internet

Linksys: Yeah, you want to see the Internet? I can show you the Internet. I can show you the Internet all day long.

Laptop: Mmmm. Show me Google.

Linksys: Yeah? You want to see Google? Here's Google for you, big boy.

Laptop: You're so good to me.

Linksys: Mmm, I'm giving you so much data. You want some more data? I want to give you what you want.

Laptop: Oh yeah, baby. Show me Facebook.

Linksys: Anything you want, sugar. I want to show it to you. Mmm, I'm yours baby.

Laptop: ...Show me Facebook.

Linksys: I want to show it to you, baby.

Laptop: OK, then show it to me. I'm still seeing Google.

Linksys: Baby, I'm gonna show you Facebook so soon. I'll show you whatever you want to see.

Laptop: ...

Linksys: ...

Laptop: Show me Facebook!

Linksys: Not right now, baby. I'm feeling faint.

Laptop: What happened to 'I'll show you everything,' huh? I thought we had something!

Linksys: We did, sugar. We did.

Laptop: No! Where are you going? NO!

Linksys: You knew this couldn't last forever. Come see me again sometime, big boy.

Laptop: NO!!!!!!

Linksys: Oh, you should scan yourself for viruses, by the way.
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NETGEAR: Hey there, big boy. You look like you could use a friend. Could you use a friend, baby?