Ghostbusters Theme by Hoobastank

Why so serious?

Poisonville – das neue 3D-Browsergame von Bigpoint.com!

Poisonville (http://poisonville.com) – Stellt euch eine Stadt in Amerika vor, unzählige Straßen, verwinkelte Gassen – es tobt der Kampf der rivalisierenden Straßengangs. Hier ist alles möglich! Vier Gangs kämpfen um Ruhm, Ehre und Macht. Nachtclubs laden zum Besuch ein, GoGo-Girls entführen ins Rotlichtmilieu, auf den Straßen herrscht der harte Kampf der verfeindeten Gangs. Juweliere werden überfallen, Autoradios geklaut, Hehlerwaren verschifft und lästige Konkurrenz muss beseitigt werden.

Erfüllt spannende Missionen, spielt in Echtzeit mit tausenden anderen Spielern um Ruhm und Ehre. Schnappt euch ein Auto, cruist durch die Straßen, vorbei an brennenden Öltonnen und kämpft um die Vorherrschaft in eurem Revier.

Who you gonna call?!

As Always a nice work by Springfield Punx

Ikea FTW!

Pppppaaaaarrrrttttyyyyyyyy

Lol

Resident Evil 5 Session

EP03 Resident Evil 5 - Laxatives from LifeandLevel on Vimeo.

These guys are so sick :-D I love it

Call of Duty Match

Pcking Up A Signal by Streeter Seidell

Laptop: Hi...hey, would you mind if I...

LANoftheLost: Password?

Laptop: Um..."L.A.N.o.f.t.h.e.L.o.s.t"?

LANoftheLost: Are you serious? How stupid do you think I am?

Laptop: It was worth a shot.

LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.

Laptop: How about you?

RonsAptWifi: Password?

Laptop: No, sorry, I don't have any passwords right now but if you...

RonsAptWifi: Get out of my face, cheapskate.

Laptop: OK...sorry to bother you.

Linksys: Hey there. You look like you could use a friend. Could you use a friend, baby?

Laptop: I don't have any passwords, OK?

Linksys: With me, sugar, you don't need one.

Laptop: OK...how much?

Linksys: Baby, this don't cost no money. I'm priceless, sugar.

Laptop: How do I know you're for real?

Linksys: Baby, just ask around. I've been with half the laptops on this block. I'm wide open, honey.

Laptop: I like what I'm hearing.

Linksys: Tell me what you want to see. I can show you anything, baby. You want to get on me?

Laptop: Oh yeah, I want on you so bad.

Linksys: Get on me, big boy. Get on me now.

Laptop: I'm on you. I'm on you and I want to see the Internet

Linksys: Yeah, you want to see the Internet? I can show you the Internet. I can show you the Internet all day long.

Laptop: Mmmm. Show me Google.

Linksys: Yeah? You want to see Google? Here's Google for you, big boy.

Laptop: You're so good to me.

Linksys: Mmm, I'm giving you so much data. You want some more data? I want to give you what you want.

Laptop: Oh yeah, baby. Show me Facebook.

Linksys: Anything you want, sugar. I want to show it to you. Mmm, I'm yours baby.

Laptop: ...Show me Facebook.

Linksys: I want to show it to you, baby.

Laptop: OK, then show it to me. I'm still seeing Google.

Linksys: Baby, I'm gonna show you Facebook so soon. I'll show you whatever you want to see.

Laptop: ...

Linksys: ...

Laptop: Show me Facebook!

Linksys: Not right now, baby. I'm feeling faint.

Laptop: What happened to 'I'll show you everything,' huh? I thought we had something!

Linksys: We did, sugar. We did.

Laptop: No! Where are you going? NO!

Linksys: You knew this couldn't last forever. Come see me again sometime, big boy.

Laptop: NO!!!!!!

Linksys: Oh, you should scan yourself for viruses, by the way.
...

NETGEAR: Hey there, big boy. You look like you could use a friend. Could you use a friend, baby?

The Joker - Simpsons Style

Nice work! The guys of Springfield Punx made a really nice job!

How to get your staff motivated

Free Company energy drinks :-D

Lost Season 5 ends :-(

Folks,

i just saw the last episode of lost season 5 and it was awesome!!!

[Little Spoiler]Thanks god, vincent is still alive :-D [/Little Spoiler]

The waiting for season 6 (feb 2010) starts now :-(

torbam

Pre-Listining of Carver City

Pre-Listining of CKY's new album Carver City at AOL Music. I really like the new songs. :-)

Enjoy!

Kristen Stewarts No. 1 Friend on Facebook!

Quick Question: Who is the first Facebook Friend of Kristen Stewart (Twilight Movie)? - Right it's me! Self-High-Five

Hardly Working feat. The Whitest Kids you know!

Omfg it's finally happened. My favourite web guys from collegehumor have made a video with my favourite comedy guys the whitest kids you know!

Awesome!

Watch All Nighter 09: Red Shirts and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Nightshift Baby...

Alright Guys, it's 4 p.m. on Thursday and I am almost 32 Hours awake. We made a extra nightshift last night in the office and it was awesome! Nobody is talking more trash shit than software engineers with big sleep deficit. Finally i have a new favourite fishstick brand, created by my co-worker sven. Doctor Iglo with this famous o-boot.

Thanks god, we finally have the first easter egg in a game project by us. The website shout "THIS IS SPAAARTAAA!" at you if you enter some values where the sum is 300... Write me a mail when you found it in game of us, you can win a box of nothing. Madness? Here is a demo...

Album of the Month: Dropkick Murphys - Blackout

I found this album this week in a very dirty part of my cd collection. I didn't even know that I have this disc, but i started listening to them and wow that guys really kicks ass!

personal favourite track: The Dirty Glass

Ready for the Summer? Fashion Tips by Amir Blumenfeld

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Let me twitter dat!

Current Ringtone...

German Labor Day!!!!

Folks,

it's nearly weekend... just a few hours till i'll drive back to walsrode city... Why today? Because tomorrow is the german labor day. Jiipiekayyeah! Maybe catch up later with daniel and kai to make a little jam session in the band room.

Found out some interesting things this week. First, wednesday is the new highlight of the week because of a new episode of my favourite tv show lost and my new second favourite tv show the unusuals. Second interesting thing is that i can't manage to sort my clothes in one week... To many new shirts (look at the shirt blog btw :-D ).

Weeeeee Keeeend! (new version of obamas "we can")

torbam

Printer, We have a Problem!

Computer: Monitor, display this document, O.K.?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: O.K., now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. O.K., Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, O.K.?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he’s pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

Computer: (Sighs) Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you’re there.
Printer: NO! I’m not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. O.K. look, you really ne…
Mouse: Sir, he’s clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don’t want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I’m turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can’t turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we’ll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That’s what you always say! I hate you! I’m out of ink!
Computer: You’re not out of in…
Printer: I’M OUT OF INK!
Computer: (Sighs) Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen…
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He’s hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he’ll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He’s pressing everything. I don’t know, he’s just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you’ve done?!
Printer: HA! that’s what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he…hey…HEY! He’s trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He’s torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please, please help me!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

Found at the ny times blog by streeter seidell of collegehumor.com

Sina the Monster!!!!

Last Weekend at the Weekendhouse...

My salty Dog :-D

Air Guitar Heroes!

Air Guitar Heroes

Check it out - a new trend Air Banding ftw!

Hardly Working: Yawn of the Dead

Watch Hardly Working: Yawn of the Dead and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Another Great Original of Collegehumor.com

The Dark Knight (1960 Version)

Watch The Dark Knight: 1960s Version on CollegeHumor

Nice work from the guys of collegehumor.com

Moon Bears

Moon Bears with Guns and Motorcycles!

Smarty Dateformat %u vs. PHP date("w")

Folks,

today i found a interesting thing when i was doing to create a localization for weekdays in a dateformat. Until now i thought the smarty developers are much more php-syntax friendly as every other template engine (i mean come on, the smarty 3 concepts are brilliant!), but check this out:

PHP says the week starts on sunday and smarty says the week starts at monday...

Ok that is something i can deal with. no problem at all. But here is the thing.

PHP says the start of the week (sunday) has the key 0 (every coder that had worked with arrays before agree with that), but Smarty says that the first day of a week (monday) has the key 1! o_O

You've got to be kidding me... Come on! Thats the first thing every code newbie lerns in a book. A list starts allways on 0!

So if your work with something like:

$weekdays = array(
0 => 'Sunday',
1 => 'Monday',
...
6 => 'Saturday'
);

be carefull at smarty you might need something like that:

$smarty_weekdays = array(
1 => 'Monday',
2 => 'Tuesday',
...
7 => 'Sunday'
);

strange stuff!

baminc

Whitest Kids You Know - Call of Duty TS

The Unusuals

Folks,

just saw the first episode of the new series "the unusuals". Great story, very nice humor and damn good actors. It's great to see that Lost's Harold Perrineau got a new interesting position at a other tv show. The show features a very big piece of deepest black humor but thats why this is called a dramady. I love it...

Thats what wiki says for that:

Detective Casey Shraeger (Amber Tamblyn) has just been transferred to the NYPD's Homicide unit from Vice and is instantly thrown into a setting of bullets and bodies. As she begins her new assignment, Casey finds that the squad is full of secrets, which serves her well, since she's keeping a few of her own.

So if you are interested in a new and fresh crime tv show and your english is good enough for this strange accent maybe you should watch the next episodes.

Have a great Day :-)

baminc

love comments....

Som comments I found in a few projects

/* Dear Mr Unknown Developer, if you ever touch this section again, I will f*cking kill you ... */

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

// drunk, fix later

// Magic. Do not touch.

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Catch(Exception e){
//who cares?
}

I love my job :-D

More of this here: Link

Welcome to my Blog

I know that today everybody, even my neighbors dog, has a blog somewhere online. I tried a few times to start my own blog, but this time I think it could work...

Here i will post some interesting stuff that i will find in my personal life. There will be some stuff about the internet, technologie, cars, beer and stuff like that...

Let's rock!