love comments....

Som comments I found in a few projects

/* Dear Mr Unknown Developer, if you ever touch this section again, I will f*cking kill you ... */

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

// drunk, fix later

// Magic. Do not touch.

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Catch(Exception e){
//who cares?
}

I love my job :-D

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